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Q: How do make a fruit  punch?
A: You give it boxing lessons

Q: What has four legs but can’t walk?
A: A chair

Q: Why did the boy take a pencil to bed?
A: To draw the curtains

Q: Why did the kid sleep with a ruler?
A: To measure how long he slept


Q: What do bunnies like to play?
A: Hop scotch

Q: Where can you find an ocean with no water?
A: On an map

Q: Where does the Easter Bunny go to eat breakfast?
A: At IHOP

Q: Why do some football players never sweat?
A: Because of all there fans

Q: Why do vampires brush there teeth?
A: To stop bad breath

Q: What’s the meanest type of shoe?
A: “Puma”

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