Q: How do make a fruit punch?
A: You give it boxing lessons
Q: What has four legs but can’t walk?
A: A chair
Q: Why did the boy take a pencil to bed?
A: To draw the curtains
Q: Why did the kid sleep with a ruler?
A: To measure how long he slept
Q: What do bunnies like to play?
A: Hop scotch
Q: Where can you find an ocean with no water?
A: On an map
Q: Where does the Easter Bunny go to eat breakfast?
A: At IHOP
Q: Why do some football players never sweat?
A: Because of all there fans
Q: Why do vampires brush there teeth?
A: To stop bad breath
Q: What’s the meanest type of shoe?
A: “Puma”
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A: You give it boxing lessons
Q: What has four legs but can’t walk?
A: A chair
Q: Why did the boy take a pencil to bed?
A: To draw the curtains
Q: Why did the kid sleep with a ruler?
A: To measure how long he slept
Q: What do bunnies like to play?
A: Hop scotch
Q: Where can you find an ocean with no water?
A: On an map
Q: Where does the Easter Bunny go to eat breakfast?
A: At IHOP
Q: Why do some football players never sweat?
A: Because of all there fans
Q: Why do vampires brush there teeth?
A: To stop bad breath
Q: What’s the meanest type of shoe?
A: “Puma”
Jokes by http://www.prongo.com/jokes
